{"id":485,"date":"2012-08-04T17:11:53","date_gmt":"2012-08-04T15:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brunser-land.de\/?p=485"},"modified":"2012-09-03T16:59:51","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T14:59:51","slug":"ich-ware-jetzt-gern-woanders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/?p=485","title":{"rendered":"Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern woanders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru757.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-486\" title=\"S\/W Ver: A0.02.03R\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru757.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru757.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru757-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gerne gestern. Bei meinem ersten Bier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><!--more--><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru758.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-487\" title=\"Bru758\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru758.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru758.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru758-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4r jetzt gern daheim beim ausladen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru759.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-488\" title=\"Bru759\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru759.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru759.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru759-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern <strong>nicht<\/strong> mit diesen Typen eins trinken.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru760.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-489\" title=\"Bru760\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru760.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru760.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru760-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern auch noch so optimistisch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru762.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-491\" title=\"Bru762\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru762.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru762.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru762-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern bei einem Radio-Interview.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru763.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-492\" title=\"Bru763\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru763.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"696\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru763.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru763-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern mit meinen H\u00e4nden um den Hals von irgend jemanden.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru761.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-490\" title=\"Bru761\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru761.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru761.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru761-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern mit meiner Hand an der Mozarella-Brust.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru764.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-493\" title=\"Bru764\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru764.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru764-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern beim Damen Beach Volleyball.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru765.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-494\" title=\"Bru765\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru765.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru765.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru765-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern im Taka-Tuka-Land.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru766.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-495\" title=\"Bru766\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru766.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru766.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru766-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern daheim, um mir auch eine Kapuze zu holen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru767.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-496\" title=\"Bru767\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru767.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru767.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru767-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Na und?! Ich kanns halt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru768.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-497\" title=\"Bru768\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru768.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru768-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern mit der Faust im Gesicht des Fotografen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru769.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-498\" title=\"Bru769\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru769.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru769.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru769-300x211.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gern ausgeschlafen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru770.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-499\" title=\"Bru770\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru770.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru770.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru770-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gerne etwas gr\u00f6\u00dfer, und jetzt alle &#8222;die H\u00e4nde zum Himmel &#8230;&#8220;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru771.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-500\" title=\"Bru771\" src=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru771.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru771.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brunser-land.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/Bru771-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gerne GENAU HIER !<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich w\u00e4re jetzt gerne gestern. 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